I want a red pen and I want to tutor this kid in ENG 101

This is why proper writing and proofreading are important in college (The following is an actual reply to one of my history assignments by a classmate):

"King  louis xiv did different stuffs to get  contol over his nobles and greater power over the state. To begin with, he won the favor of the upper bourgeoisie by making them royal administractors of the generalities in which France was divided into. This is when he established centralized power  to produce domestic tranquility. loyis xiv made them hold office in his palace.lois xiv brought all the nobility to Versailles and that cut  their sources of power to  power an end to any regional power which is going to stop him ffrom becoming powerful . Also his foreign policy made him have absolute control over his nobles and state . For him to achieve his foreign policy ,Louis acquired a large well trained army  with some if the  most modern  equipment and best generals. Because his army was really strong, there was no single state in Europe which would have stood up to his army. He therefore attempted to invade the Spanish Netherlands, the Netherlands proper and even Spanish itself in the war of Spanish succession.Versailles was the showpiece of Louis reign glorifying him as the sun king with it’s beautiful halls and garden . The  Versailles did ban rout a lot of  nobles along with the French government which gave loses absolute control having lead to the French Revolution years after Louis died. The Versailles was a plot to  ruin the nobles by making them to  go  bank rout whiles they were trapped in the gilded cage of Versailles . Louis palace also do instead Europeans ukture which made him get control over the state . A noble was also considered  socially and  politically dead if he did not live at the Versailles ."


@kolemusic The #Pellegrino is all gone :(  Got another bottle you can teleport me?

@kolemusic The #Pellegrino is all gone :( Got another bottle you can teleport me?


I have been looking forward to this meal all week. One of my fave thing to cook - Baked salmon, roasted potatoes and carrots. I got a little happy with the parsley and put it in everything. A bottle of San Pellegrino (a leftover addiction from my trip to Europe) and a peach and plum for dessert. Early dinner/late lunch
#foodporn #food #salmon #potatoes #carrots #Pellegrino #Yum #ILoveCooking #indulgence

I have been looking forward to this meal all week. One of my fave thing to cook - Baked salmon, roasted potatoes and carrots. I got a little happy with the parsley and put it in everything. A bottle of San Pellegrino (a leftover addiction from my trip to Europe) and a peach and plum for dessert. Early dinner/late lunch
#foodporn #food #salmon #potatoes #carrots #Pellegrino #Yum #ILoveCooking #indulgence


Sunset view from my balcony. Gorgeous.
#Nature #sunset #Summer #beautiful

Sunset view from my balcony. Gorgeous.
#Nature #sunset #Summer #beautiful


I’m happy right now. Exhausted, but happy. Sleepy Phoenix time.


"The person resolute in the Way must from the beginning never lose sight of it, whether in a place of calm or in a place of strife. Beware of clinging to quiet places and shunning those where there is disturbance. If you try to take refuge from trouble by running to some quiet place, you will fall into confusion."

- Daikaku (1213-1279)

The most essential books I own…some of these books have moved from NY to CA, back to NY and down to VA. That bottom shelf is pretty much foundation material for everything I’m working on now. 
#Bookworm #Books #reading #growth #learning #Inspiration #reflection

The most essential books I own…some of these books have moved from NY to CA, back to NY and down to VA. That bottom shelf is pretty much foundation material for everything I’m working on now.
#Bookworm #Books #reading #growth #learning #Inspiration #reflection


My study buddies for this evening. Curled up in bed with a crazy headache, so they’re gonna keep me company as I dive into Europe in the 16th Century. 
#History #College #StudentLife #StuffedAnimals #Studying

My study buddies for this evening. Curled up in bed with a crazy headache, so they’re gonna keep me company as I dive into Europe in the 16th Century.
#History #College #StudentLife #StuffedAnimals #Studying


Dinner is about to go down. One pan pasta: Linguine, grape tomatoes, basil, onions, garlic. 
#vegetarianmeal #vegan #vegetarian #plantstrongvegan #plantstrong #veganyums #vegetarianyums #foodporn #MarthaStewart #ILoveCooking #Italian

Dinner is about to go down. One pan pasta: Linguine, grape tomatoes, basil, onions, garlic.
#vegetarianmeal #vegan #vegetarian #plantstrongvegan #plantstrong #veganyums #vegetarianyums #foodporn #MarthaStewart #ILoveCooking #Italian


loveliestlucifer:

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

These make my life worth living

The elevator one is my fave

Reblogged from mythaster


"Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy."

- (via thaihaha)

(Source: insignificantttt)

Reblogged from thickfat2thickfit


Team Klutz-tastic. I think I sprained it on Tuesday. But didn’t really start to feel it until last night. 
Icing it down and proping it up, while getting some reading done. Seems like a pretty chill way to spend a Thursday eve.

Team Klutz-tastic. I think I sprained it on Tuesday. But didn’t really start to feel it until last night.
Icing it down and proping it up, while getting some reading done. Seems like a pretty chill way to spend a Thursday eve.


Tonight’s damage. 4 women, 6 bottles of wine. Good time. Happy Birthday sis!!! 
#Birthday #Wine #Sisters #Party #Fun

Tonight’s damage. 4 women, 6 bottles of wine. Good time. Happy Birthday sis!!!
#Birthday #Wine #Sisters #Party #Fun


These were a gift from my Scottish Mum, Marianne. She knew how klutz-tastic I can be. As usual, I had to pull one out tonight with no clue how I got cut in the first place. Lol
#Klutz #FunBandAids #BooBooKisses

These were a gift from my Scottish Mum, Marianne. She knew how klutz-tastic I can be. As usual, I had to pull one out tonight with no clue how I got cut in the first place. Lol
#Klutz #FunBandAids #BooBooKisses


Today was one of the best days ever!
#SixFlags #SixFlagsAmerica #AmusementPark #Summer #Fun

Today was one of the best days ever!
#SixFlags #SixFlagsAmerica #AmusementPark #Summer #Fun


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